Kill Strings at servers

These are my kill strings, I want to use.

KillWarBlade=%s got his head chopped off since %s was bored.
KillTekBow=R.I.P. %s rests here in peace 'cause he angered the Sioux %s.
KillPistol=%s tried to play Billy Crystal and to stop %s's shot at Robert De Niro.
KillMagnumPistol=%s tasted %s's magazine. He died by plumb poisoning.
KillChargeDart=%s got electrified from %s. Now petrified forever!
KillShotgun=%s died. How to avoid your shotgun shot, with matrix effect disabled %s?
KillShredder=%s dodged the shot from the front but got hit from behind by %s.
KillPlasmaRifle=From now on %s will ever fear %s and the color green.
KillFirestormCannon=%s caught more of %s's bullets than you can see.
KillGrenadeLauncher=%s died while a ballistic experiment with explosive curve projectiles of %s.
KillScorpionRocket=%s was irritated by 3 missles from %s, aiming for him.
KillFlameThrower=%s: Fuck %s, I'm burnt out.
KillSpeargun=%s was held for a shark by %s.
KillTorpedo=%s wasn't killed by %s. The Kursk came back on the scene.
KillCerebralBore=%s fled from %s's bore more or less successful...
KillRaptorClaw=%s saw the prehistoric being %s.
KillShredderExplosion=%s got wiped out by %s's shredder.
KillGrenadeExplosion=%s flew high in the sky due to %s's grenade.
KillScorpionExplosion=%s got killed by the sting of %s's Scorpion.
KillNukeExplosion=%s got atomic fissured by %s.
KillDefaultExplosion=%s was detonated by %s.
KillTeleport=%s switch place with %s. Oh no!!! Only %s is left
SuicideBullet=Plumb for live! will never be %s's slogan again.
SuicideExplosion=%s will never try to jump to the moon like this again.
SuicideDrown=%s forgot his gills at home.
SuicideFall=%s tried to be Lara Croft. Sorry for having no hands.
SuicideLava=Uuuhhhh %s, now it's the end for your cold feets.
SuicidePoisonWater=%s should look at his feet next time he decides to walk on poison.
SuicideFlyingDebris=Some stones fell on %s.
SuicideConsole=%s can't use the command console. :-D
LocalSuicideBullet=Plumb for live! will never be your slogan again.
LocalSuicideExplosion=You will never try to jump to the moon like this again.
LocalSuicideDrown=You forgot your gills at home, didn't you?
LocalSuicideFall=Sorry for having no hands like Lara Croft.
LocalSuicideLava=Uuuhhhh, now you will never have cold feets again.
LocalSuicidePoisonWater=Next time you decide to walk on poison, look at your feets.
LocalSuicideFlyingDebris=Some stones fell on you.
LocalSuicideConsole=Wrong command line. Harr Harr Harr.

So... Everybody knows, that if you start a line with ";" this line won't be parsed.

If I make up my server with every line, that departs from the default and I want to join the server over LAN I get the following message from T2:
Network Error
Unable to get the game configuration.
The Server may be down.

Hmm I thought: Maybe I have changed too much, so I wrote ; in front of every line except the last.
I tried to host the server. No errors from the gm_win32exe nor from Turok 2 when I joined the game.
I thought: hmmmmmmm ok this works. (Of course I typed in suicide in the command console.)
So I went on and erased one after another ; and after 6 or 7 lines the Network Error message show up again.
Now I thought: hmmm maybe the last line I erased the ; from makes this error show up, so I added the ; in front of this line again and removed it from the next line, but the same error occured again.
I repeated this procedure over and over again, but finally came to the conclusion, that the gm_win32.exe has a limited amount of lines that can be parsed.

And now a really, really strange thing!!! - I played at this server and somehow every kill string worked... @_@ even though it was a ; in front of them!!!!
That irritated me the most of everything!!!
But after this!!! I started a server with the same gm.cfg but this time the strings didn't work!!!

Now my problem: Am I right with this conclusion?
I saw some other servers with changed kill strings and therefore I want to ask you: How are your experiences with kill strings and how did you get them work!!!!!

PS: Btw I know from Ry he has also a related problem with kill strings.

PPS: What do you think of this kill strings? Funny? Not Funny? Understandable?

Hexx wrote:These are my kill strings, I want to use.

KillWarBlade=%s got his head chopped off since %s was bored.
KillTekBow=R.I.P. %s rests here in peace 'cause he angered the Sioux %s.
KillPistol=%s tried to play Billy Crystal and to stop %s's shot at Robert De Niro.
KillMagnumPistol=%s tasted %s's magazine. He died by plumb poisoning.
KillChargeDart=%s got electrified from %s. Now petrified forever!
KillShotgun=%s died. How to avoid your shotgun shot, with matrix effect disabled %s?
KillShredder=%s dodged the shot from the front but got hit from behind by %s.
KillPlasmaRifle=From now on %s will ever fear %s and the color green.
KillFirestormCannon=%s caught more of %s's bullets than you can see.
KillGrenadeLauncher=%s died while a ballistic experiment with explosive curve projectiles of %s.
KillScorpionRocket=%s was irritated by 3 missles from %s, aiming for him.
KillFlameThrower=%s: Fuck %s, I'm burnt out.
KillSpeargun=%s was held for a shark by %s.
KillTorpedo=%s wasn't killed by %s. The Kursk came back on the scene.
KillCerebralBore=%s fled from %s's bore more or less successful...
KillRaptorClaw=%s saw the prehistoric being %s.
KillShredderExplosion=%s got wiped out by %s's shredder.
KillGrenadeExplosion=%s flew high in the sky due to %s's grenade.
KillScorpionExplosion=%s got killed by the sting of %s's Scorpion.
KillNukeExplosion=%s got atomic fissured by %s.
KillDefaultExplosion=%s was detonated by %s.
KillTeleport=%s switch place with %s. Oh no!!! Only %s is left
SuicideBullet=Plumb for live! will never be %s's slogan again.
SuicideExplosion=%s will never try to jump to the moon like this again.
SuicideDrown=%s forgot his gills at home.
SuicideFall=%s tried to be Lara Croft. Sorry for having no hands.
SuicideLava=Uuuhhhh %s, now it's the end for your cold feets.
SuicidePoisonWater=%s should look at his feet next time he decides to walk on poison.
SuicideFlyingDebris=Some stones fell on %s.
SuicideConsole=%s can't use the command console. :-D
LocalSuicideBullet=Plumb for live! will never be your slogan again.
LocalSuicideExplosion=You will never try to jump to the moon like this again.
LocalSuicideDrown=You forgot your gills at home, didn't you?
LocalSuicideFall=Sorry for having no hands like Lara Croft.
LocalSuicideLava=Uuuhhhh, now you will never have cold feets again.
LocalSuicidePoisonWater=Next time you decide to walk on poison, look at your feets.
LocalSuicideFlyingDebris=Some stones fell on you.
LocalSuicideConsole=Wrong command line. Harr Harr Harr.

So... Everybody knows, that if you start a line with ";" this line won't be parsed.

If I make up my server with every line, that departs from the default and I want to join the server over LAN I get the following message from T2:
Network Error
Unable to get the game configuration.
The Server may be down.

Hmm I thought: Maybe I have changed too much, so I wrote ; in front of every line except the last.
I tried to host the server. No errors from the gm_win32exe nor from Turok 2 when I joined the game.
I thought: hmmmmmmm ok this works. (Of course I typed in suicide in the command console.)
So I went on and erased one after another ; and after 6 or 7 lines the Network Error message show up again.
Now I thought: hmmm maybe the last line I erased the ; from makes this error show up, so I added the ; in front of this line again and removed it from the next line, but the same error occured again.
I repeated this procedure over and over again, but finally came to the conclusion, that the gm_win32.exe has a limited amount of lines that can be parsed.

And now a really, really strange thing!!! - I played at this server and somehow every kill string worked... @_@ even though it was a ; in front of them!!!!
That irritated me the most of everything!!!
But after this!!! I started a server with the same gm.cfg but this time the strings didn't work!!!

Now my problem: Am I right with this conclusion?
I saw some other servers with changed kill strings and therefore I want to ask you: How are your experiences with kill strings and how did you get them work!!!!!

PS: Btw I know from Ry he has also a related problem with kill strings.

PPS: What do you think of this kill strings? Funny? Not Funny? Understandable?

Yeah, you've edited too much in your killstrings. I got the same problem as you. I could only edit something like 12 killstrings, I think. Not only that, the more words I put into my killstrings, the less killstrings I could edit. Start on default killstrings, edit only the one's which get used the most. Such as the Plasma Rifle, Shot Gun, nades, etc. Edit only 5 and see how that goes. Then it your server's ok, edit another 5 and continue this. You might get to a point where you'll come across the same error again when you try to join your server and then you edit one killstring out at a time. If you join your game, watch and see what happens while you're playing, along with other's. If other's get booted for no reason, which was the problem with me, just start again from the start of the killstrings with 5 of them and try that and see how it goes.
As for your killstrings, I like them. Lol. They're random. =]

PS
Thanks for the weblink.

Hmm ok, that would suck if we couldn't use all the killstrings we want
hope somebody can tell us a hint to manage it

thanks for the compliment :-D
it was hard to think somethink funny and translate it so eveyone could understand it